Will Wood And The Tapeworms Love Me Normally

tom: E Intro: E Ab Dbm Am E B A E [Primeira Parte] E Ab In lipstick on the mirror Dbm A Are the lyrics to my obituary E Ab In iambic pentameter, followed parameter Dbm A Crossing my eyes, dot my T's E Ab I was delivered holding scissors Dbm A I live deliberately, I’m a quitter Dbm And a winner anyway Gbm B Cause I never agreed to participate in this game A B Won't follow my dreams E Dbm No, they’ve all got me waking up screaming Gbm I can’t let them go for me B C After all there is no “I” in team [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb ‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah Bb C F A Dm Bbm C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally ( F C Bb F Db ) [Segunda Parte] E Ab If I could live in third person Dbm Well I don’t think life would be A Much worse than it is E In the current tense, presently Ab This sentence ending with Dbm A Question marks or dot dot dot E Ab Is it courageous or escapist Dbm A To leave the quarantine when you’re contagious? Gbm It may just be a cold B And besides I don’t wanna get old yeah A B I drank myself to death E Dbm To be the afterlife of the party Gbm When the afterparty came B C I was rolling in my grave [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb ‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah Bb C F A Dm Bbm C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally ( F C Bb F Db ) [Ponte 1] E Now this is the part of the song Ab Where I like to talk to my audience Dbm I like to tell 'em there's something I want A From you hep cats tonight E I want you to look to your left Ab Look to your right Your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock Dbm A Nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight E And I want you to find those points of no return Ab Those singularities, those burning rings of fire Dbm In the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes A Of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both E Or in-between that you brought with you tonight Ab And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel Dbm A I want you to love the way they so seamlessly E Like a dream for me Ab So beautifully, oh so dutifully Dbm Jam that square peg in the A Round hole in their hearts! E I want you to tell 'em that you love the way Ab Dbm That they don't stick out like sore middle fingers A That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve E Stick their flag in the peak Ab And slide their way back down! Dbm I want you to tell them that you love the way A That they're not maladaptive Not malcontent E Not malignant or maleficent Ab But rather that you love them Dbm Exactly the way that everybody else is! [Ponte 2] A B I was nothing before E Dbm So I couldn’t have asked to be born A B I'll be nothing again E Dbm So what am I between now and then? A B Is there nothing to fear? Ab Dbm Cause shit's getting weird! Gbm So to God who made this man B C You better have one hell of a plan! [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb Cause a normal human being wouldn't need, no F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way that I could never be, yeah Bb C C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah Bb Dm C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah! Bb C F C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally! A Dm Bbm Woah, yeah yeah, woah yeah Bb C C’mon, c’mon, and love me Normally ( F A Dm Bbm ) ( F C Bb F )