Tom Waits Step Right Up

Tom: G # From: GL Date: Thu, 8 Aug 1996 13:34:43 -0400 CD : Small Change bassline is as follows... zoobee zab zoobee zab za step right up step right up step right up every ones' a winner, bargains galore that's right you too can be the proud owner of the quality goes in before the name goes on one tenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar we got service after sale how 'bout perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring somethin' for the little lady somethin' for the little lady somethin' for the little lady ooooh 3 for a dollar we got a year end clearance we got our white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you they come in all colors one size fits all no muss no fuss no spills you tired of kitchen drudgery everythin must go goin' out of business goin' out of business goin' out of business sale 50% off original retail price skip the middle man don't settle for less how do we do it how do we do it volume! volume! turn up the volume! nyah you heard it advertized don't hesitate don't be caught with your drours down don't be caught with your drours down just step right up just step right up that's right it fillets it chops it dices it slices it never stops it lasts a lifetime mows your lawn and it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school it gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarrasing age spots it delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens and it finds that slipper thats been at large under the chains lounge for several weeks and it plays a mean rhythm master it makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on you collar and it's only a dollar step right up it's only a dollar step right up cause it forges your signature if not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product for complete refund of price of purchase step right up please allow 30 days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap immitations you can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it swim in it sleep in it live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it removes embarassing stains from contour sheets that's right and it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet tired of being the life of the party change your shorts change your life change your life change you into a 9 yr old hindu boy get rid you your wife and it walks your dog and it doubles on sax doubles on sax you can jump back jack see you later alligator see you later alligator and it steals your car it gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking it's a friend it's a companion it's the only product you ever need follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing well it takes weights of hips, busts, thighs, chin, midriff, gives you dandruff it finds you a job it is a job and it strips the phone company free take 10 no rile exchange and it gives you denture breath and you know it's a friend and it's a companion and it gets rid of your travelers' checks it's new it's improved it's old fashioned well it takes care of business never needs winding never needs winding never needs winding gets rid of black heads, heartbreak and scoriosciss christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy come all, come one come on, come all cause it's effective, it's defective it creates household odors it disinfects it's sanitized for you protection it gives you and erection it wins the election why put up with painful corns any longer it's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home we got a jack pot jack pot jack pot prizes prizes prizes all work garunteed how do we do it how do we do it how do we do it we need your business we're goin' out of business we'll give you the business get on the business send it all goin' out of business sale receive our free broschure free broshcure read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included yoouh send before midnight tomorrow terms available step right up step right up step right up you got it buddy the large friend givith and the small friend taketh away step right up you can step right up c'mon step right up nyahh get away from me kid ya bother me step right up step right up step right up nyahh mmmm mmmm nyahh come one, come all, come on come one, come all step right up you can step right up c'mon step right