Tom: A
Intro: A Gbm
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And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame
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You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way
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You lack substance when you say
D E
Something like, "Oh, what a shame"
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It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human
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I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon
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And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming
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I'm sure that you're not just another girl
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I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
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I feel like you're running out of all the things
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I liked you for
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Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
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'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
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Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
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I've just got one more thing to say
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And why would you believe
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You could control how you're perceived
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When at your best you're intermediately
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Versed in your own feelings?
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Keep on putting off conceiving
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It's only you that you're deceiving
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Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it
E A Gbm
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
D E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
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Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
D E
I've just got one more thing to say
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I'm just pissed off because you pied me off
E A
After your show when you let go of my hand
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In front of some sket who wanted to bitch
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