Tom: D
Intro:
This is a song for the ladies... but fellas, listen closely...
-Verso 1-
D Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard.
Em A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.
D Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em A
and fuckin' give her some smooches too.
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
-Refrão-
D Gbm Em A
I'm gonna fuck you softly. I'm gonna screw you gently.
D Gbm Em A
I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna bone you discreetly.
-Verso 2-
Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G Em
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That's fuckin' teamwork.
-Verso 3-
D Gbm
What's your favorite posish? (position)
Em A D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
D Gbm
What's you favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar.
-Refrão 2-
(agressivo)
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
(devagar)
D A
and then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
(agressivo)
Bm G
and then I'll fuckin' bone you completely
Gb Em A C G D
and then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
Bb C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd