Nofx Xmas Has Been X'ed

tom: C [Parte 01 De 02] [Parte 02 De 02] [Primeira Parte] C D It's funny how some fables became historic G A When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric F C But people will believe anything if it's written D G Especially in stone or ancient scroll C D December 25th has been blacklisted G Am Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed C F It was the last thing anyone ever expected G Xmas has been X'd [Refrão] C F No colored lights, no shopping sprees G C G No more presents under dead trees Am F St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve G C We celebrate the last Christmas Eve [Segunda Parte] C D Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic G A Protestants increasingly become agnostic F C Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams D G Priests and Nuns are molesting each other C D Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist G Am Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist C F But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew G Cuz Easter's canceled too [Refrão] C F No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass G C Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash G Am F They canceled lent and slowed down fast G C Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last F No shopping sprees (don't worry son) G No more presents (we don't need Christ) C under dead trees (we got eight nights) G Am St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) F but we don't grieve (they won't cancel) G C We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve