Kinky Boots: The Musical The History Of Wrong Guys

Tom: G Bb Oh, no. you don't dare Bb Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! F Ab No! I think I have a crush Eb Bb I can't. I think I'm falling for him F Ab Oh, no Eb Why not? Bb F Women have been making bad choices Ab Eb Since the beginning of time Bb F Ab Eb Are you gonna be another one of mine? Uhn-ohw Bb F Used to think you were from outer space Ab Eb Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? Bb You're kind of cute F Ab Eb When you're not so shy. Uhn-ohw Bb I've been here before F Have I come back for more? Ab Eb Another chapter in the history of wrong guys Bb You used to be so "eh" F A limp-lackluster bore Ab But now you're changing into Eb Something I just can't ignore Bb F C F Charlie, honestly Bb F C I've been hurt like this before Bb F Is there really more to you C F Than what I always thought? Bb F C How can you surprise me anymore? Bb F He's got a girlfriend, you flake! Ab Eb Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? Bb F Don't want to be another star-crossed lover Ab Eb We all know how that ends Bb I'm better off without him F Ab We're better off as friends Eb Uhn-ohw Bb But I've been here before F Have I come back for more? Ab Eb Another chapter in the history of wrong guys. Bb Yesterday no spark F No heart aching allure Ab But today I'm feeling Eb Something I just can't ignore Bb F C F Charlie, honestly Bb F C I've been hurt like this before Bb F The history of wrong guys C Chapter one - he's a bum D Two - he's not into you E Three - he's a sleaze F Four - loves the girl next door G Five - loves the boy next door A Six - don't love you no more - Makes you insecure, makes you so unsure, is so immature Loves his mother more, or Has a girlfriend named Ni-col-a. Er Bb F C F Charlie, honestly Bb F C I've been hurt like this before Bb F I can see there's more to you C F Than what I always thought Bb F C But I won't be burned anymore Where you off to? F I've been exec-utized