Eminem So Much Better

tom: Cm Pick up the god dang phone Cm Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? Cm You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame D Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg Cm You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake Fm Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs? Eb You try to flip this on me? D If I spent more time with you, you say Cm Ok yeah, I’m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you Cm And I’d be the third person who screwed you today Fm Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche Cm You were too two-faced for me D Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't Cm And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face Fm Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache Eb You feeling blue too late D Go smurf yourself Cm You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid Cm Here's what you say to someone you hate [Refrão] My life'd be so much better Fm If you just dropped dead (dead) D And this thought just popped in my head Cm And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier Fm If you dropped dead (dead) Eb I would feel so (so) D Much (much) Cm Better (better) Cm Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink Fm Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think Cm Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go D Cause I told them I’m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink Cm I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes Fm But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on Eb Excuse the pun D But bitch you're such a broad statement Cm And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on Cm Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art Fm Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage Cm Who do you think you are? D Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet Cm But I'll never say the L-word again Fm I la-la-la-la Eb Lesbian! D Ah! Cm My life would be so much better if you just [Refrão] My life'd be so much better Fm If you just dropped dead (dead) D And this thought just popped in my head Cm And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier Fm If you dropped dead (dead) Eb I would feel so (so) D Much (much) Cm Better (better) Cm Cause you told me Fm You'd love me Cm Forever D Cm Bitch, that was a lie Fm Now I never Eb Wanted someone to die D Cm So bad in my fucking life Cm But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea And I'mma have a whale of a time Fm Being a single sailor for the night Cm Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit I must be the holy grail of catches D Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great) Cm I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me Fm Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her Eb These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing D To latch onto the tail Cm Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer Cm Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch Fm But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch Cm Bitch, you complain when you listen to this D But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch Cm That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight Fm Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike Eb So all that love, shit, is null and void D Bitch I'm a droid Cm Oi, oi, oi Fm Man, oh, man Cm You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls D Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink Cm I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one Fm She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun Eb I take 'em all out Cm And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack Cm And just drop dead Cm And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes! [Refrão] My life'd be so much better Fm If you just dropped dead (I hate you!) D And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!) Cm And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier Fm If you dropped dead (dead) Eb I would feel so (so) D Much (much) Cm Better (better) I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you