Tom: G
Intro: G E
D C
VERS
E 1: (Palm-mute the chords. There's a note picked 3 times in between each chord. It's an open-
D )
G E
Outside the carolers start to sing,
C D
I can't describe the joy they bring, cause joy is something they don't bring me.
G E
My girlfriend is by my side,
C D
from the roof are hanging cicles of ice, they're whining voices get irritating.
INTERLUDE: (Just play pretty fast an open G-string)
VERS
E 2: (Play like verse 1)
So I stand with a dead smile on my face, wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers.
And then I guess I must have snapped, because I grabbed the baseball bat,
and made them all run for shelter.
CHORUS:
G D E C G
It's Christmas time again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand,
D E C G D E
all year, I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer. You people scare me,
C G D E C
please stay away from my home, if you don't wanna get beat down, just leave the
D G
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|----5------5-------5------5---2--2--2-2-2-----------------|
E|-3-----3-3------5-----5-5-------------------3--3--3-3-3---|
G A B G
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas.
G A B G
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas.
(Then here singing something with Mark, and whoever is singing this
just keep playing the "I won't be home, I won't be home for christmas" part. It
sound like he's saying "he broke my leg," so I'll just put that for now)
G A B G
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas.
(He broke my leg) (he broke my leg)
G A B G
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas.
(he broke my leg)
G A B G
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
(he broke my leg)
G A B G G (let ring, and fadeout)
I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas