Airtime Jet Pilot

Tom: G INTRO RIFF: G A E (repeat through intro) Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good You may come a little bit closer to me you may smeel my musk if you wish but first of all how rude of me G Let me introduce to you myself to you A Em My name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do G A And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah G Let me let you buy me a drink for me A Em Cos I'm a real pilot, like on Top Gun, like on TV G A And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah CHORUS: E A Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah G A And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air E A And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me E A Cos I'm a pilot in the military G A My favourite conversation topic has to be me E G E Em You haven't really lived until you've pulled 9G like me G Now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one A Em When two bogies came down in on me out of the sun G A and I said "I'm too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah G The other crazy bandit he rolled in on me A Em So I just rolled upside down and pushed some negative G G A I slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah CHORUS: E A Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah G A And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air E A And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me E A Cos I'm a pilot in the military G A My favourite conversation topic has to be me E G E Em You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me G Now you might think that practicing all the time would be a real bore A Em Because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for G A The only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah G But come over to my place at I don't know like half past eight A Em and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late G A Cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my HUD-tapes oh yeah CHORUS: E A Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah G A And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air E A And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me E A Cos I'm a pilot in the military G A My favourite conversation topic has to be me E G E Em You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me E By which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay C And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much G So come over to my place and we'll talk the night away A Em And when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say G A And it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah G I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream A Em And just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream G A Cos I'll take you to heaven and back at Mach Three if you know what I mean And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close CHORUS: E A Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah G A And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air E A And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me E A Cos I'm a pilot in the military G A My favourite conversation topic has to be me E G E Em You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me CHORUS: E A Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah G A And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air E A And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me E A Cos I'm a pilot in the military G A My favourite conversation topic has to be me E G E You haven't really lived until you've flown at Mach 3....And I've done that twice